“My people are coming to take me back now! Here comes the mothership!”
“Woah… it’s coming in pretty fast. I guess they must have a rookie piloting the helm. I’m sure he’s been trained by the-”
“WOAH!!! PULL UP! PULL UP!!! This is Space Cat to mothership! Abort landing!”
“That was close… I wonder if they got that shipment of Earth catnip I sent them last week?”
“Yup, being here brings back some crazy memories… Those were some wild times.”
“I’m the last of the feared Jewish rubber ducky pirates. Never thought I’d live to be the last one. We used to be the most feared rubber ducks in the seven seas. Times sure have changed.”
“Well, I’ve got to get going. It’s bingo night at the home. Thanks for listening to an old timer rattle on. Shalom.”
Here’s a submission from Julie from STL! It’s a lovely googly bunny-kerchief! Thanks, Julie! I received the other posts from you as well and will be posting soon.
Here’s another submission from England, and this one has us all going ape and agog. It’s a googly gorilla from Carrie from London! Thank you so much for your submission!
“Time to be frank on Father’s Day? Let me be frank and say this…”
“Father’s day was two weeks ago. WHY AREN’T YOU POSTING GOOGLY EYE PICTURES, MR. GOOGLY EDITOR?”
Googly Editor here. Well, it’s happened again. We had another bad month for googly eye pictures. As always we will try to keep the post volume up to about every single day, and thanks to all of you who have been coming back every day to check us out.
Of course, all you googly eye fans can help out by submitting googly eye pictures to this site. (hint hint…)
“Hey, Righty, do you think we’ll ever move up in this world? I’m tired of being at the bottom of this corporation…”
“Well, Lefty, I guess you never can tell what’ll happen in this crazy world here. Maybe if we keep doin’ the best job we can we can someday become knees, or maybe even hands.”
“Hands? That’s a lot of responsibility… and knees are boring… What about something in between those levels?”
“Hey! I am not going to help you make an ass out of us.”
First time submitter Luis C. from Phoenix, AZ writes:
Now they will think about it twice when trying to use my googly hot sauce.
Best of luck with that, as I know I’d be more likely to use this hot sauce solely because of the googly eyes. Thanks again for this extra picante googly! Send more if you have them!
GOOGLY CLOSE UP!!!
“No! I don’t want to be eaten today! I don’t care if this is a natural part of life of a pastry! I don’t want to go!”
“I have come into existence and I find it intolerable that I will never exist again! No! I will not be eaten!”
“What?! You’re going to order the croissant instead? That dry, crusty impostor? Over my dead body! Fine! Eat me. I will not be shown up by a funny-shaped piece of toast!”
“Hey, everybody! Has anybody seen my friend? He’s another little green bag filled with rice just like me!”
“You put him in the microwave and heated him up!? You people are monsters! I’m g- What? He helped get rid of your headache? Well… I guess he always wanted to be useful.”
Big Bang Theory is one of our favorite shows here in the AllGoogly.com office. The show really wouldn’t be that interesting without a certain Dr. Cooper.
With that in mind, please don’t sue us, CBS! We’re just showing some Sheldon love.