
“Hello? HEELLLLOOOOO!!! Is anyone out there? Where has everyone gone? Is anybody out there?”

“One second everyone is here the next they’re gone! You! Large creature? Can you take me to where all my friends went? You can? OH, THANK YOU!”

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“Well, Walter, you’ve been my agent for over fifty years now but I have to say I hain’t too happy with th’ work I’ve been getting lately. What are we doin’ wrong?”

“What? I’ve got to modernize? You mean I’ve got to get all digital and such? Well, I suppose I could start learnin’ how to staple together them digital documents just like those paper documents…”

“Okay, how do I get started? I have to put a what in my where now? Uh oh…”

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“Please, put more tea in me. Nothing would please me more, kind sir. I will keep your tea fresh until the days of ghosts and wind.”

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Cindy D. has sent us this rude yet delightful googly during our great time of need. We are currently going through a googly drought, but Cindy has saved us in the nick of time!
Thanks again, Cindy! What city and state do you hail from and what was the inspiration for this silence seeking cookie?
- Googly Editor

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Hey! I thought I told you to stay away from my fruit! You’ve gone and juiced all of it! I wanted to have some of it! BAD JUICER!!! BAD!

Uh uh! I don’t have any more fruit for you to juice! I think you had enough any way. Hey, you’re getting a little too close there!

Wait! STOP! No, please don’t! AAAAAHHHH!!! It’s juicing me! Someone get some help, PLEASE! AAAAAHHHH!

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“MADAM! Really, do you think that kind of behavior is appropriate for a woman of your stature? Well!”

“Wait! What do you think you’re doing? Unhand me and… oh! Oh my… Well, I suppose it would be poor manners for me to refuse a young lady’s request.”

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