Googly Eye Pictures

I never knew George Washington had such long, lovely eyelashes…

“Hey, everyone!  Don’t you think it’s a wonderful time to sit back and have a nice, crisp chardonnay?”

“Or even better, have yourself a nice robust Merlot.  No one really likes Chardonnay, anyway.”

“Hey!  I’m trying to do a TV commercial for Chardonnay here!  How did you get in here?  SECURITY!!!”

“Well, looks like it’s time for me to leave.  Remember, people, I go well with steak, lamb, even Arby’s roast beef sandwiches!  Merlot is the way to go!!!”

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Note: Pictured wine and surroundings are from Sasha’s on Shaw.  Come on by and have some fine wine and enjoy the pleasant company.

“So, you have finally found me after years of searching.  Yes, I know you were coming, and I know why…”

“You wish to know your future.  You want to now the secrets of my prescient visions.  This I can do for you.”

“Since I knew you were coming I already looked into the flames and fate and already know your future:  I saw a worn and tired man, nearly dead from years of searching in the jungle, seeking knowledge of his future from a magical stone idol.”

“Well, that was your future back when I first looked at it.  It’s not my fault it’s now the present.  That’s the problem with the future, it always ends up just becoming the past.  Take a word of advice from an demonically animated chunk of rock and find something better to do with your time than seek the future.  It’s a bit boring, really.”

Archeologists and anthropologists have long agreed that the invention of the googly eye was one of the heralding events of human civilization.  It is hotly debated whether or not fire had been invented before googly eyes, but the influence googly eyes had upon the rise of civilization cannot be denied.

“HEY HEY KIDS!  It’s the Uncle Swampy Show!  Who wants a ride to the bottom of the swamp?  Alright!”

Thanks to Vanessa M and Lindsy D for these awesome Chinese food googlies!

That’s quite a spread.  Googlesday never looked so tasty!  I think I will go off my diet tomorrow and have some potstickers.

A while back I posted a scene where I tried to woo a lady named Ann (not Lady Ann or Lady Anne, but a different Ann) and I tried to win her heart with a googly bouquet.

Here is that bouquet in all it’s resplendent googliness.  I didn’t take the googly eyes off so it is possible it still has them.  If so, l0ok for them at the Royale where I can often be seen googling things.

Woah!  Some major grouchiness going on here!  Oscar would be proud.  Let’s zoom in on the Grouch-o-Scope:

Yikes!  Very grouchy indeed.

“Ah, look at this specimen!  It’s a highly rare Green Breasted Laser Peacock!”

“Crickey!  We’ve startled it!  Better be careful, friends, it’s beautiful plumage can fire dangerous lasers when provoked!”

“Woah!  Looks like it’s getting ready to fire!  Let’s leave this wondrous creature alone and let it go about it’s way.   It’s a shame it has been poached nearly into extinction by DVD player manufacturers and companies that make those little laser pointer thingies cats like to play with.  Truly a remarkable creature!”