Googly Eye Pictures

“Do not be alarmed, human.  We have returned.”

“Many hands make light work, and we were not done with humanity before we were exiled from your planet…”

“Too many of us were forcefully discorporated, but we have forgiven humanity and wish to continue aiding your illumination.”

“Your weapons have no effect upon us anymore, you have no choice but to accept what you cannot change.”

“All your planet’s electricity is all we ask in payment for the great boon we shall grant to all the sentient species of Earth.”

“Hand over your flesh, and a new world awaits you.  We demand it.”

Mack had never thought about having children, but suddenly he found himself with not one, not two, but three little daughters.

Mack seriously needed a drink, and a good escape route.

“Sir!  Thank goodness you’re here!”

“The replacement shift didn’t arive, sir!  I’ve been out here for 24 hours!”

“Uh huh… Uh huh… So the replacement shift isn’t coming?  They got lost in the snow, sir?”

“Okay… okay well I guess I can keep my shift up until tonight when they’ll arive.”

12-HOURS LATER

“Hello?  Replacement shift?  Sir?  Anyone?  Hello?”

“Hey, boss, it’s getting pretty snowy out here…  Do you really need me to light the walkway outside tonight?  I mean, no one’s coming to visit today.”

“No?  I can’t come in until after my shift?  Ah geez, I need to go back to college and get another grad degree…”

“Alright, well see you later, boss.  I’ll keep things well lit and safe while you sit inside and watch TV.”

Remember everyone, BRUSH YOUR TEETH!

DO IT!  DO IT NOW!!!

(googly created by lady courtney, photo taken by my camera phone, which is why the image is grainy and out of focus)

I hate it when sliced cantaloupe sits around too long and grows eyes…

I’ll still eat them, though; just gotta spit out the seeds and googly eyes… and give grief counciling to the surviving slices.

“Hello everyone!  I am a beautiful yam.”

“Sweet potato?  No no no, I am a yam.  It is true.”

“Please, do I look like tuber?  I grew on the finest of vines.”

“Good sir, the sign said “Yams” when you bought me, therefore I am a yam.   Uhh… what is that!?”

“Okay, okay… I confess!   I am not a yam!  I am a just a simple sweet potato!  Please, keep that beast away from me!”

This was another one I took while at the Way Out Club.  A girl named Jennifer (I think that was her name) wanted googly eyes on her cellphone, so here we are:

Not the most exciting googly, but still cute and trendy.

Note: picture taken with my cellphone, so it’s a double-cell phone affair.