Googly Eye Pictures

Who can bring the escaped convicts to justice?  Only one man has the guts, brains and batteries to save the day: Sergeant Flashlight!

“I’ll bring those scoundrals to justice!  JUSTICE POWER ACTIVATE!”

*FWWOOOMMMM!*  “Alright, men, let’s find us those blackgaurds and put them back where the belong, away from the good citizens of this city!”

“Aha!  Got you!  No one can escape the bright gaze of me, Sgt. Flashlight!  Cuff ‘em, boys!”

Look at the pictures below and make your own soap opera!

Fin!

How do I stay so healthy?  I take Flintstones Googlies, everyday.

Ah, time to put on some nice warm socks and.. what the!?!?

Uh oh, I think these socks have gone unwashed for too long!  They’re revolting!

No!  No!  Back into the sock hamper!  Bad socks!

Fine laugh at me all you want.  Let’s see how you fare once the cats get ahold of you.

Stupid socks…

Hey Kids!  It’s the Blue Agave and Sprinkles Show!

“Hey, Sprinkles!  How do you catch a squirrel?”

“I don’t know, Blue… How do you catch a squirrel?”

“It’s easy, Sprinkles!  Just climb up a tree and act like a nut! HAHAHA!”

That’s some nice googlin’ Mr. D…

Peter didn’t know where he was going.  All he knew was he could never go back home again after what he had done in a moment of drunken passion.  The unknown void of the laundry machine was a one-way ticket away from his guilt and regrets.  Maybe he could redeem himself in this new world, have a fresh start…

Movie star Nick Banana was recently caught in a drug fueled hot tub sex romp at a local hotel:

We snuck our way past hotel security to snap these sexy photos of a famous movie star at his worst moment:

Swear and protest all you want, Mr. Banana; You can’t hide your shame from us: the Free Press!  People want to know!

Mrs. Banana could not be reached for comment… But the brocollies of the evening told all!

“Mr. Banana is in love with me!  We’re going to get married in Vegas”

“No you’re not, he’s marrying me!!!”

“Me!!!”

“BROCCOLI GONE WILD WOOOOOOOOO!!!”

I paid a visit to a local refrigerator and got the pleasure of meeting an acrobat by the name of “Mustardo” and his two sons:

“Allo, Allo!  Welcoom into mah hamble abode!”

“Deez are-a mah sons, SweetnHot and-a Marmalade (he waz-a  adopteeeed, do not tell heem…)”

“And we do-a a trick!  Hoop Hoop Hoopla!!!  Thank you-a, thank you-a very, very mooch!”

In the house of Lady Courtney and Lady Ann lived two cacti and the laughing Buddha:

Every day the young cacti would study zen meditation with their green master.

Over time they learned to not be attached to material possessions and live life happy,  free, and googly.