Googly Eye Pictures

Movie star Nick Banana was recently caught in a drug fueled hot tub sex romp at a local hotel:

We snuck our way past hotel security to snap these sexy photos of a famous movie star at his worst moment:

Swear and protest all you want, Mr. Banana; You can’t hide your shame from us: the Free Press!  People want to know!

Mrs. Banana could not be reached for comment… But the brocollies of the evening told all!

“Mr. Banana is in love with me!  We’re going to get married in Vegas”

“No you’re not, he’s marrying me!!!”

“Me!!!”

“BROCCOLI GONE WILD WOOOOOOOOO!!!”