Googly Eye Pictures

“Psst!  Psssst!  Hey!  Hey, buddy!  Hey, come over here have I got something to show ya!”

“Ya wanna buy a phone?  I got the best deals in town!   C’mon, buddy, you can’t beat my prices!   $20 bucks each, buddy!”

“Stolen!?  Oh, no no no!  I would never deal with stolen merchandise.  I got this all wholesale!  Woah, what’s that light?”

“Hey!  Officer!  You look like ya know a good deal when ya see one!  Wanna buy a phone?”

“No, sir, these aren’t stolen!  I don’t know anything about a robbery.  Hey, would I lie to you?  C’mon buy a phone!”

“Well, looks like its off to jail with me!  Tell you what, bail me out and I’ll sell those phones to ya for $10 each!  Deal?”

*Googly made by Drew, photographed by me

“Merde!  I am not a SOOFEL you ignorant, uncultured American!  I am a fine French souffle!  Pronounce it right!”

“Oui, I know this is this the Bread Co in St. Louis Missouri!  St. Louis will always be French in my heart!  History books be damned!”

Last night in the HideAway some googly fun was had.  Enjoy!

Googly RØB

Googly Ron

Googly Ben

Googly Courtney

Googly Michele!

And last, but not least, is Googly Erica, who is officially the P.G.O.A.T.  (the Prettiest Girl Of All Time).

I actually have a bunch more of these and just some fun shots up on my flickr account:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/29465017@N07/3307956705/

Note: my flickr account also includes shots of burlesque shows… so be warned.

Some good friends of mine who are moving to Portland come Summer.

While walking in the dense jungle surrounding the house of Lady Courtney and Lady Ann, I happened upon a rare but thrilling site:  the Southern Googly Eyed Leopard!

Crikey!  Look at it in all of its majesty.  There a supposedly only a few hundred of these left in existence.  These jungles used to teem with these beautiful, wobbly-eyed predators.

Veterinarians have brought public notice of a new malady spreading amongst the canine population of St . Louis.

They call it Post-Cranial-Googlititus and it has no apparent cause or cure.

Dogs who have caught this disease can live  a normal life with proper care and attention.

It is currently unable to spread to humans, but it might someday evolve so caution is advised.

When asked by the press, the Googly-Dog-Bone company stated there is no relation between the consumption of their product and Post-Cranial-Googlititus.

EDIT:

I also want to mention that my friend Joshua suggested putting googly eyes on the dog, Bandit, who belongs to lady Ann.

“What?  But we just got married!  We’re just not ready to make a sandwich yet.  Maybe in a couple of years once we pay off the car.”

The Elephant Princess was not happy to see Lord Bender return to her court.  She quietly tried to ignore him in hopes that he might leave her in peace…

Another one taken with my cellphone, so excuse the graininess.