Googly Eye Pictures

“psst… Hey!  Human!  Come over here, me need your help!”

“What?  No!  Me no grapefruit!  Me Ugli!  Yes, yes, me is Ugli Fruit, not grapy-fruit!”

“Look, me name no important.  Me have terrible itch and me no reach it.  Could you scratch Ugli back for me!?”

“OHHH YEAHHH!!!! ME LIKE THAT!!! OH YES YES!!! SO MUCH BETTER!!!”

“A little to the back and – OH YEAH!!! THAT THE SPOT!!! OH ME THANK YOU!!!  ME FEEL SO MUCH BETTER!!!”

Worshipers have gathered from all around the globe to witness a miracle.  Googly eyes, obviously the result of some miracle, have spontaneously appeared on a local painting of Jesus.

It is said that those who pray at the feet of the Googly Jesus are cured of blindness, baldness, and occasionally giggle with heavenly spirits.

Amen.

Googly created and taken at Evil Prints in St. Louis.

After defeating the lamps a second time and reclaiming Earth from their grasp we thought we were free of their wicked designs…

WE WERE WRONG!!!

We found nests filled with larval forms of the evil lamps.   Millions of them all over the planet.

The larva lamps are weak and defenseless, but they grow fast and replicate quickly…

One larva lamp in my hand suddenly became two, right before my eyes.

Allowed to live they then begin growing into their pupae stage, feeding off local power lines and wifi signals.

Within days they reach their adult stage and are ready to enslave humanity.  Our only hope is to find all the larvii and stop them before they stop us.  May God be with us in our struggle and may Earth someday be lamp free.

Excuse me, Mrs. GlassenKleener, could you tell us some of the things you’ve seen during your time as head janitor at the boys domitory?

“Honey, you don’t wanna know what I’ve seen…”

Okay, fair enough…

“Come een, come een, traveler!  I have been expecting jou…”

“Jou seek da path of da shaman?  Know that it is a hard, long journey fret with danger.”

“Oh wait… jou have American dollars?  Well then, I have a potion jou can buy that get jou dere faster…”

“Hahaha!  Now jou see da way.  Don’t worry, potion wear off in two days; if jou still alive, then jou a shaman.  Drive safe, mon.”

Leaky faucet?  Drippy pipes?  What you need is…

“WRENCH POWER!!!!”

“Okay, let’s get busy!”

*CHOMP*           *wrench*            *wrench*       *wrench*

“YES!!! Give me a leak and I can fix it!”

Cindy had a lot on her mind…

I’ve made it a bit of a weekly ritual to have the turkey burger at Three Monkeys in St. Louis for lunch.

It’s really tasty, and I can get it served with goat cheese and fruit.

Isn’t it cute?