Googly Eye Pictures

“Come een, come een, traveler!  I have been expecting jou…”

“Jou seek da path of da shaman?  Know that it is a hard, long journey fret with danger.”

“Oh wait… jou have American dollars?  Well then, I have a potion jou can buy that get jou dere faster…”

“Hahaha!  Now jou see da way.  Don’t worry, potion wear off in two days; if jou still alive, then jou a shaman.  Drive safe, mon.”