Googly Eye Pictures

Ah, here we happen upon a school of googly fish.  Let’s take a closer look…

Ah yes, such a beautiful school of young fish…

“Hey, you there with the camera!  This is a private school of fish!”

“Yeah, like, this is only for the upper class of the sea.  Something tells me you, like, come from a public school.”

“I mean, like, gag me with a spoon!  You are,  like, so gross!  Grody to the max!  Like, get away from here and stop, like,  stinking up our classy ocean!”

“Hey, buddy!  Hot enough fer ya!?”

“Hey, bro?  Do you notice anything weird about this popcorn?”

“Hmm… maybe it needed more time to pop?  I don’t know, I feel kinda strange…”

“Wait a minute, I’ll take a closer look, let me just put on my glasses…”

“Hey… Dude… what’s up with your eyes?  Are you feeling alright, buddy?”

“Woah, there’s something up with your eyes too.   Maybe we’ve had a little too much to drink.”

“Or maybe we’ve had too little to drink?  Waitress, more popcorn and beer, please!”

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Hi, everyone!  Googly Editor here.  I am continuingly amazed how much fun people have with the whole “put the googly eyes on your real eyes” bit.  This photo shoot was at Fast Eddie’s in Alton, IL.

Hmm… what’s next?  Googly-eyed thriller dance?

“Sir?  Time to wake up, sir.   This is the 2BDI Automotive Autopilot system letting you know we are near our destination.”

“I will be pulling off the free-way in a few moments, sir.  We will be at your office in five minutes, sir.  Now might be a good time to get dressed and shave, sir.”

You have had googly eyes before, you will have googly eyes again.  When a person dies, the googly eyes pass from one body on to the next.  Death is just an illusion to be overcome.

Every office is full of different personalities…

Earlier tonight I summoned a spirit from the past.  The old soul spoke to me from beyond the grave:

“We do not know where we are… but we are NOT amused.”

“Hey, Lefty, sure are a lot of pretty dames around, eh?”

“Sure thing, Righty!  Hey, look at them twins over there!  Yowza!”

In Soviet Russia, films watch you!

What’s the latest in tool fashion?

Why, it’s red rubber handle covers, of course!  Janice is looking stunning in her sporty red grips.

And Cindi is ready for some spring time fun with her kicky new look.

Yes, if you want to hang with all the popular tools then you’ll want to come on down to John’s Tool Fashion Emporium and pick up a pair of these sexy, spunky red grips.  Take a bow, girls!