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“Hello and welcome to Googzilla’s Book Hour with your host, Googzilla.”

“Hello, everybody.   Today we are reviewing Stephen King’s third entry in his Dark Tower series: “The Waste Lands”.

“Now, if you have read the previous books you will know that the second book ended with the drawing of the three.  In the beginning of this book Roland, Susannah, and Eddie have fled into the Out-World woods and then meet a cyborg bear.”

“Yeah that’s right.  A cyborg BEAR.  Oh wow!  Stephen King is really breaking some new ground here!”

“Oh, and that’s not the worst yet.  Later on they encounter what the genius mind of Stephan King called a ‘billy-bumbler’: a badger-dog-racoon thing that talks like a parrot.”

“The whole thing ends with this stupid riddle-telling train that won’t shut up.  In this reviewer’s opinion, this is fine evidence that Stephen King should never attempt science fiction again and stick to his ‘evil clown in the sewer’ stories.  THIS REVIEWER GIVES NO STARS!!!“