Googly Eye Pictures

“Hey, you there, eatin’ that pizza!”

“You know, it’d be a real shame if someone got pepper and parmesan all over that nice pizza there.  Now, if you were to give me some money I could make sure that never happens.”

“What!?  You turn down my generous offer?  Alright boys, teach this man some manners!”

“Hah!  See how you like your pizza now, guess you shoulda paid us and… huh!?  You like it better now!?  This guy’s made out of sterner stuff than I thought!  Boys, let’s amscray!”