Googly Eye Pictures

Reporter: “Now here’s a happy couple.  Say, how long have you love birds been married?”

Coffee: “How long have we been together?   We’ve been appearing together in breakfasts across America for so long I’ve lost count of the years.”

Danish: “What!?  It’s been fifty years, two months, and 53 minutes, and don’t you forget it, bub!”

Reporter: “Hah, looks like she told you Mr. Coffee, guess you better buy her some roses before she gets eyes for Mr. Tea.”