Googly Eye Pictures

“Hey, did I ever tell you kids about the time when I scored ten runs in one inning?

“You see normally you can get only round the bases once, but this time I, uh… I uh… wait… What was I talking about?”

” Oh yeah!  So the Kaiser is holding the ball at home so I slide into home like this, which no one had ever done before… and uhh…”

“Wait… was it the Kaiser or was it Richard Nixon?   No… it couldn’t have been Nixon he was busy fighting the umm… the war of the rose garden…”

“Well… to make a long story short that’s why they call it a Kaiser roll and why I won’t eat a snadwich unless it’s on rye bread.  Great story, huh?”