Googly Eye Pictures

Global news agencies are all a-twitter about the Googly Nation’s announcement of their first female Googlinaut, set to be launched into space next month.  There she will spend three months on the international space station and engage on a series of experiments designed to examine the effects of weightlessness on googliness.

“Eh, it’s a living…”

“Hey, you, yeah, the stupid looking one!  Bet you thought Pony sneakers were a thing of the past!  GUESS AGAIN!!!”

“The original sneaker company from Brooklyn is back and in style!   Hey, if they were good enough for Muhammad Ali then they’re good enough for a some punk loser like you, eh?”

They’re callin’ again…

As she peered wistfully through her flowing green bangs, Lady Veronica sighed as the man she loved rode off with his new bride.  “Someday”,  she thought, “Someday she’ll do him wrong and he’ll be mine”.

Fashion by Rebecca Virtue, googly eyes by moi.

What’s the newest trend in restauranteering?  Garnish your customers’ glasses with a slice of cucumber to add that extra zing.  What do you have to say about being the latest in modern kitchen science, Mr. Cucumber Slice?

“C-c-c-call 911… I… am… in… a lot of pain.  Please, send help!”

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NOTE: Picture taken at the lovely Benton Park Cafe.

“Behold!  You are in the presence of Totokamun, God of wine and corks!”

“Place your bottles of wine before me and I shall ascend the corks to heaven so that the wine may flow free!”