Googly Eye Pictures

Here we are, filming live from the Kentucky Derby.  Before the race starts, let’s interview some of the potential winners.

“I’ve practiced my whole life for this moment!  Even if I don’t win I’m the happiest horse in the world just to be here!”

“Can I win?  I don’t know… I’m going to just give it my all and hope for the best.  That’s all you can count on, right?”

“I don’t know why we even having a race!  Everyone knows I’m going to win, I mean, it’s so obvious!  No one’s got any game at all!  And after I win I’m going to become a big star on MTV.  Here’s something from my new album.  Four, tres, two, uno…“

“I’m Derbalicious, so delicious!
My hooves stay so vicious!
I be trotting in the stable just working on my fitness,
You’re my witness!
You know I’m hot  to trot, trot,
And y’all be lining down the block just to watch what I got!
I’m Derbalicious!“