Googly Eye Pictures

“Greetings, puny humans!  Bow before your new masters!”

“All major cities must be abandoned by sundown!  Any remaining humans shall be disintegrated!”

“And if all boron could be removed from the cities first that would be great.  One gram of Boron could kill a thousand of our space soldiers.”

“Wait… our previous representative mispoke.  Boron will not harm us in any way… but please remove all of it anyway; we’d appreciate it.  DO AS YOUR NEW SPACE LORDS COMMAND!”

Recently went to my 15th high school reunion and had a googly time with some old classmates.  First up, Googly Rebecca:

And another by her:

Also, Googly Jeremy:

Even a Googly Ben Gaa:

I was hanging out at Big Daddy’s in Belleville, IL and I got to meet this beautfiul, young googly waitress:

Stay googly, Big Daddy’s!

“Welcome all to my Summer home.  Let me show you some of my family portraits.”

“Here is my grandfather, J.P. Palmington the first.  He made his fortune with a fleet of whaling vessels.”

“This sporting chap is his brother, Alfred.  He owned the whaling company that my grandfather inherited after Alfred dissappeared mysteriously.  Never found him, quite strange…”

“And here is my father, who inherited the whaling company after my grandfather dissapeared mysteriously as well.  My father went missing just last month.  I do wonder where he had gone?  Now I have the whaling company to run and all of its profits to manage.  Oh, life can be so cruel to the best of us.”

Again, sorry for the lack of a story and such.  Just dealing with a LOT of things right now and need to spend time on other things.  I promise more involved googling in the near future.

A very deep-hearted apology to the owner of this DVD.  I damaged the box when I removed the googly eyes.   Sorry….

“Thank god you opened the door!  We’ve been sitting in this cabinet for weeks not being used at all!”

“Yes, please, sir!  Use us for a nice cup of coffee, or a spot of tea, sir!”

“Ah, don’t get your hopes up, boys.  He’s just getting a drink of water.  He hasn’t touched a cup of coffee in months. (friggin ligtht-weight…)”