Googly Eye Pictures

“Hey there, Charles!  Why do you look so glum, chum?”

“Oh, hi, Mr. Mouse.  I’m a little sad.  There’s a girl I like but she doesn’t like me back.”

“Aw, that’s too bad, buddy.  Hey, know what might cheer you up?  How about we play computer games all day long?”

“Well, that might get my mind off things but shouldn’t I be spending time improving myself and getting out more so I can maybe find a girl that does like me?”

“Oh no, don’t be silly!  That’ll take forever!  How about we check out some new internet porn, or Google something?”

“That all sounds nice, but I think I was thinking of hitting the gym, maybe spend sometime re-evaluating my dating strategies and also work on my self-esteem issues.”

“Hey, that kind of talk won’t get you a level 70 ranger elf, now will it?  Sit down and start double-clicking.  NOW!!!”

“Yes, Mr. Mouse.  Right away, sir.”