Googly Eye Pictures

“Hey there, Charles!  Why do you look so glum, chum?”

“Oh, hi, Mr. Mouse.  I’m a little sad.  There’s a girl I like but she doesn’t like me back.”

“Aw, that’s too bad, buddy.  Hey, know what might cheer you up?  How about we play computer games all day long?”

“Well, that might get my mind off things but shouldn’t I be spending time improving myself and getting out more so I can maybe find a girl that does like me?”

“Oh no, don’t be silly!  That’ll take forever!  How about we check out some new internet porn, or Google something?”

“That all sounds nice, but I think I was thinking of hitting the gym, maybe spend sometime re-evaluating my dating strategies and also work on my self-esteem issues.”

“Hey, that kind of talk won’t get you a level 70 ranger elf, now will it?  Sit down and start double-clicking.  NOW!!!”

“Yes, Mr. Mouse.  Right away, sir.”

I was going to come up with some fun dialog on these photos, but it’s late and I’m tired and I’d rather go to bed.

Saturday I spent the day outside with three of my favorite friends: Brisket Taco, Two-Tone Beans, and Mr. Mojito.  It was a beautiful day with some of the most beautiful clouds I’ve seen in a long time.

I also had the company of the lovely Lady Ann who was willing to endure a few good hours of my drunken existential ramblings.

I was going to put googly eyes on her, but forgot.  Oh well.  Perhaps next time.

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NOTE: Food and drink from The Royale in St. Louis.  You really have got to try the brisket tacos if you’re a meat eater.  They are probably the most delicious thing in the world.

“Oh!  What is this?  You want me to do a checkup on you stupid little dolly?  Oh, how cute…”  *rolls eyes*

“Oh,,, Oh my, I can’t pick up a heartbeat at all.  I’m afraid your dolly is dead, little miss.  Tsk tsk tsk, such a shame.  Now, no time for crying.  Stiff upper lip, dear.  Just hand me the body and I shall burn it for you.   It’s for the best.”

“Hello, did you know that everyday, millions of alcoholic beverages go without being drank?”

“While many good drinks are drunk with no problem in the more affluent countries, in less fortunate corners of the world a drink can go days, if not even years before even getting a chance to be drank.”

“Won’t you donate today to aid the Undrunken Drink Charity?  For just dollars a day (plus tips) you can give an undrunken drink a chance to be drank and become drunk.  Drunk with the spirit of giving.  Call today.”

You may have noticed a drop in the lack of the quality of the googlies I’ve been posting, and perhaps my performance at work.  The reason is the game pictured above, minus the googly eyes.  The game is as seducingly fun as the previous games, and of course now I’m hooked to buy all the expansion packs that will come out over the enxt couple of years.