Googly Eye Pictures

“Oh, hello there!  I am just here to ask you all a very simple question:  Are you playing The Sims 3 enough?”

“You might think that 10 hours a of gameplay a day is enough, but scientific medical studies we have conducted would prove you wrong. It is absolutely of the greatest importance that you play The Sims for at least every waking hour or your life, if not somehow more.”

“Game scientists at EAGames are researching methods to allow players to continue playing and downloading online content while asleep, in a coma, or perhaps even while dead. The previously living are a massive and ever growing market for the gaming industry.”

“So please bury a loved one with a copy of The Sims and you could earn 10 SimPoints for online downloads from the SimStore for your own Sims.”

“Thank you for your time, now go back to playing the Sims immediately.“