Googly Eye Pictures

“Oh, hey!  Everybody look.  See what this person is trying to do.  He thinks just because I’m a chair and I’m in a bar that means he should sit on me!”

“Hey, pal!  Just because I’m a chair that doesn’t mean I’m working here.  Did it ever occur to you that I just came here to drink and relax too? Huh!?”

“Oh sure, walk away!  Hey, I know your face and I’m going to spread the word that no chair is going to let you sit on them again!  You hear!?  Never!!!”