Googly Eye Pictures

“Oh, excuse me, monsieur.  I did not see you.  Sorry if I disturbed you… Qu’est-ce que c’est?”

“Oh, monsieur, non!  You indecent man!  I’m a good girl, I could never do such a thing with someone I just met.”

“Oh, such sweet and dreadful words.  You are right, life is meaningless and short and we are just here to enjoy it.”

“Okay… just one little spray and that’s all, oui?”  *spraying sound*

“Now we most part, mon amour!  Your beautiful skin in now protected by my love.  We must pass on like lightning bugs into the night.  Au Revoir!  Au Revoir!”