Googly Eye Pictures

Hello, folks!  And welcome to a new episode of “Rock Facts”.  Today we are taking some time to talk to some local pieces of stone to learn a little more about what being a rock is about:

“Well… it’s not that I think I’m unappreciated, it’s just that I hate all the slander that people throw our way.  They say things like ‘lying around like a rock’, ‘stone tired’, ‘dumber than a box of rocks’.  I used to be in a box and I thought we were a very bright bunch…”

“I think the first time I realized what being a rock really meant was when I tried to get a job at the local donut shop.  They said they were looking for someone more ‘organic’.  I mean, I have a right to be here, you know…”

“Aw, man!  I love bein’ a rock!  I’m just rockin’ around the clock 24/7,  dig?  I get to sit here and rock out all day and night!  ROCK!!!”