Googly Eye Pictures

It’s so nice to see the grasshopper and ant working together for once…

“Welcome to Wolf, Wolf, and Wolf and Sons!  We’re so happy you agreed to the salary arrangements.  Now, as your first order of duty I ask that you step into this vat of BBQ sauce and then make yourself comfortable in your new office.  I must warn you that our A/C is off and it’s hot as an oven in there.  I’ll see you around soon; the other associates would love to meet you for lunch.”   *licks chops*

“Hey! Are we going to sit around here all day at this hole in the wall bar?  I feel like hitting the casino!”

“Oh I will not keep my mouth shut!  I am your purse and I’ve got all your money and your car keys, sister!”

“Now, let’s go hit some slots and not go home until either I’m out of money or I’m rich as bugs bunny, honey!  CASINO!!!”

I was hanging out in the Schlafley Tap Room when I got to meet a fine group of people who loved the idea of putting googly eyes in their own eyes.

NOTE: The last image was not my idea, nor did I place said googly eyes upon her.

“Greetings, Earthling.  I am Space Jenkey from the Squid Planet.  I have great need to speak with your leader.”

“Yes?  What do you mean I look revolting?  I’m sorry my thorax isn’t as opaque as yours.  How Rude!”

“Now, now… no need to get all testy.  I didn’t mean to call your thorax opaque, but how can you tell how full you are without looking?  And only two eyes?  Hah, how primitive…”

“Ouch!  My head is not meant to be used as a punching device!  Ow!  Fine, I’ll just leave then and not tell your leader anything about how humans can experience an addictive high more pleasurable than anything they can imagine by ripping off our heads and sucking out our gas-based brains.  See if I care if your whole civilization becomes addicted to our cranial gasses after we crash land on your planet!  It’ll serve you all right, primitive brutes!”

“”Hey, kids!  Wanna play a game of bowling?   Well come on up, enter your name into my face, and let’s get started!  Alright!”

“Hey. you know what would make the game far more interesting?  What if I sometimes didn’t count pins, or even counted pins that don’t even exist?  Wouldn’t that make the game so much more awesome?  Yeah!!!”

Pop quiz, hot shot!  Can you name each of these Newsweek Columnists?