Googly Eye Pictures

“Oh!  Hello, Occifer!  No… no we don’t have any alcohol at this underage party?  What would give you that idea?  Alright, see you around, sir.  We’ll keep the volume down, sir?”

“I know why the police came, this little purple dude here called the cops.   Why did you do that, little purple dude?”

“I was dialing to order a pizza and I accidentally dialed 911… and I was too embarrassed to tell them I dialed the wrong number…”