Googly Eye Pictures

“Greetings, Earthling.  I am Space Jenkey from the Squid Planet.  I have great need to speak with your leader.”

“Yes?  What do you mean I look revolting?  I’m sorry my thorax isn’t as opaque as yours.  How Rude!”

“Now, now… no need to get all testy.  I didn’t mean to call your thorax opaque, but how can you tell how full you are without looking?  And only two eyes?  Hah, how primitive…”

“Ouch!  My head is not meant to be used as a punching device!  Ow!  Fine, I’ll just leave then and not tell your leader anything about how humans can experience an addictive high more pleasurable than anything they can imagine by ripping off our heads and sucking out our gas-based brains.  See if I care if your whole civilization becomes addicted to our cranial gasses after we crash land on your planet!  It’ll serve you all right, primitive brutes!”