Googly Eye Pictures

“Aw man… my head is killing me!  What happened last night?  This place is a mess!”

“It was a big ol’ birthday bash, don’t you remember?  You two were the craziest out of everyone who came.  I hope you’re ready to help clean up in a little bit when I get done resting.”

“Oh yeah… we’ll help out.  We love cleaning…. (where’s our keys?)”

“Wait!  Do you see that ahead?”

“What is that!?  Everyone!  Back away!  I think this is what jumped out of Johnson’s chest!”

“AAHH!!!  Run!  Save yourselves! AAAAUGH!!!!”  *hissing and crunching sounds*

“I love this job and it pays well, but it’s hell on my *sneeze* allergies…”

PUMPKIN FAMILY!  PUMPKIN FAMILY!

EVERYBODY LOVES THE PUMPKIN FAMILY!

THEY’RE NOT IN A CAKE AND THEY’RE NOT IN A PIE!

THEY’RE THE PUMPKIN FAMILY!  COME SAY HI!

“Hello, we were wondering we could ask you a few questions.  Do you have minute?”

“What do you think God asks of us?  Do you feel you have a personal relationship with God?”

“How do you feel about the Bible?  Do you think it’s a factual book?  What would you say if I told you I had proof of its veracity?”

“Well, we’d like you to come on down to the local Jehovah’s Witness church down the street and talk for a while and- uh?  What?  Well, thank you very much for your time anyway.  Hey, if I come back here the same time next week will you be willing to talk some… No?  Okay, well just remember that God’s name is Jehovah and he wants a personal relationship with you and that 144,000 of us go to heaven and the rest instead remain on Earth and have to prove themselves.  Thank you!”

“Hey, baby, just you ignore all those other slices of watermelon out there.    I’ve the sexiest part of the melon.  I’ve got no seeds and my meat is soooooo sweet, baby.”

“Oh, c’mon, baby!  Don’t play me that.  Would I ever lie to you?  Here, cover me with this maple syrup and I will be your one way ticket to ecstasy, those other slices of watermelon don’t know anything about love like I do, baby.”