Googly Eye Pictures

“Hello, we were wondering we could ask you a few questions.  Do you have minute?”

“What do you think God asks of us?  Do you feel you have a personal relationship with God?”

“How do you feel about the Bible?  Do you think it’s a factual book?  What would you say if I told you I had proof of its veracity?”

“Well, we’d like you to come on down to the local Jehovah’s Witness church down the street and talk for a while and- uh?  What?  Well, thank you very much for your time anyway.  Hey, if I come back here the same time next week will you be willing to talk some… No?  Okay, well just remember that God’s name is Jehovah and he wants a personal relationship with you and that 144,000 of us go to heaven and the rest instead remain on Earth and have to prove themselves.  Thank you!”