Googly Emily

Local psychic Emily has been called upon to aid police in locating the local St. Louis individual who has been secretly placing googly eyes on everything. So far no results have come forth.

Local psychic Emily has been called upon to aid police in locating the local St. Louis individual who has been secretly placing googly eyes on everything. So far no results have come forth.

I recently got a new fleece jacket that was on sale. I probably would not have gotten if it wasn’t 75% off, but I’m still going to wear it proudly when it gets a little chilly outside.

“Hey, no need to replace my bulb or anything… I mean, it’s not like I need to actually do anything with all this electricity.”

“No, really. I’ve been looking to take a break from being luminous. My future is bright enough already to light up the whole world. I’ve got some major job prospects being an armless, immobile lamp without a working bulb.”

“Yeah, I don’t know how I got stuck into the ceiling either; just get a ladder and get down from here!”

“For the last time, NO, I do not know how many licks it takes to get to the middle of a tootsie roll pop. Now leave me alone, youngster!”