“Girls, listen up.  I have some terrible news…”

“I am sorry to report that attendance to our ballet show has grown so low we may have to disband the group.”

“What?”

“Merciful Heavens!  What will we do?  I don’t want to become a waitress again!”

“How did this happen?”

“Well, it seems not enough people are going out to live performances and are instead staying at home and watching TV and DVDs and Googling things…”

SUPPORT LOCAL LIVE PERFORMANCES AND SEE A SHOW THIS WEEK

NOTE:  Seriously.  Go out and see a live show.  I am certain there are plenty of wonderful live performances of all sorts of varieties in your area.  Turn off your TV and go see one.

– Googly Editor