Googly Eye Pictures

“So, honey, what do you think of the new hot tub I built?”

“It’s okay.  I mean, it’s not really a hot tub.  I’d say more of a mild tub.

“Well the salsa might be mild, but having you in the tub makes it extra hot.”

“Oh please, did you spend all of one second coming up with that pickup line?  Are you a chip or a dip?”