Googly Eye Pictures

Recently a horrifying discovery was made in an hidden lamp laboratory in the artic: human-lamp hybrids.

The end result is a sickening mixture of man and illuminatory machine.  The true purpose of this monstrous experiment are just as unknown and mysterious as the lamps themselves.

Each lamp hybrid found soon died, proving that for now the lamp menace has failed in whatever sinister plan they had come up with the enslave humanity.  Stay vigilant, natural born citizens of Earth!