


Denny’s has a new taste treat called “Pancake Puppies”, which are pretty much like donut holes except they’re made with pancake batter. You get a dish of syrup for dunking as well.

They’re actually pretty good, but I have to admit that they don’t taste too much different than regular donut holes. Still, I think they’re worth a try if you happen to be in a Denny’s anytime soon.

Oh! Hi there! Don’t mind me, I’m just a regular ol’ container full of seasoning. Lovely day we’re having, eh?”

“Alien cyborg from the future!? No, no. I am not an alien cyborg hiding in your cabinet in the past. I am full of tasty seasoning for your food. Do you not remember buying me at the store? I was next to the oregano.

“Get a job!? Why would I do that? The sewer is my home and the park is my office.” *cough* *hack* *WHEEZE*

“Everything I need is brought to me on this gentle sewage stream. You throw it away, I claims it.”

“Hey that reminds me… You hungry? I got a mess of chili cooking inside. It’s all made from stuff I found that’s probably edible. No? Alright, well God bless and enjoy the beautiful day. I think I see an iPhone floating down this way! HOTCHA!!!” *cough* *cough*

Behold the fabled monster of the Golden Coral! Few have seen its one glistening eye and lived to tell of it!

Quickly! Back away from the cage! It sees you and can smell your fear! Get too close and it will pull you into its flaky, golden clutches and never let you go!