Googly Eye Pictures

Oh!  Hi there!  Don’t mind me, I’m just a regular ol’ container full of seasoning.  Lovely day we’re having, eh?”

“Alien cyborg from the future!?  No, no.  I am not an alien cyborg hiding in your cabinet in the past.  I am full of tasty seasoning for your food.  Do you not remember buying me at the store?  I was next to the oregano.