Googly Eye Pictures

“Oh, hey, don’t mind me… I’m just an ordinary milk bottle hanging out in your living room.  Don’t mind me.”

“W-What?  What am I doing here?  Well, I’ve always been here, haven’t you noticed?  Hey, let’s watch some TV together like we always have.  Won’t that be fun.  Just you and the Milk Bottle hangin’ together.  Good ol’ buddy, good ol’ pal!”