Googly Eye Pictures

“All my life I dreamed of making it out of my little country podunk town and making it big in the film industry!”

“Now I’m the model for some perfume that smells like french poodles.  Well, you have to start somewhere, right?”

“Take what you can get, sister.  I was supposed to be the next big DJ sensation.  Hey!  I used to live five houses down from you back in the country!  Small world…”

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Note: Okay, Liv Tyler is definitely not from a country podunk town, but I thought the googly eyes gave her a look of childish optimism and wonder.  I don’t know if the dude is supposed to be any one or not… maybe Justin Timberlake?

“Sigh… things sure are boring around here on the kitchen counter.  I wish something would happen to break up the monotony of-”

“WAIT!!! THIS ISN’T WHAT I MEANT!  HEEEEELLLP!!!!”   *crunch*

My friend, the good Lady Ann, recently showed off the latest in Googly fashion for ladies: Googly Shoulders.

Of course everyone else at the party will insist that I put the googly eyes on Ann and she had nothing to do with the fashion choice, but don’t listen to such scurrilous rumors.

“Oh, hey, don’t mind me… I’m just an ordinary milk bottle hanging out in your living room.  Don’t mind me.”

“W-What?  What am I doing here?  Well, I’ve always been here, haven’t you noticed?  Hey, let’s watch some TV together like we always have.  Won’t that be fun.  Just you and the Milk Bottle hangin’ together.  Good ol’ buddy, good ol’ pal!”

“Well, yes, I do happen to be a sheep… but no, I am not poor and I have not lost my way.  I am rather wealthy and I know perfectly well where I’m going, thank you very much.”

“Look, I went to Harvard, not Yale, so please, stop singing the Whiffenpoofs song every time I walk on by, alright? Sheesh!”

“Squirtle!”

“SQUIRTLE!  SQUIRTLE! SQUIRTLE!!!”

A very awesome fellow whose name currently escapes me.  Sorry, I always forget names.  Still, had an awesome chat at the Blackthorn and hope you’re reading AllGoogly.com.