Googly Eye Pictures

“Ah, look at this specimen!  It’s a highly rare Green Breasted Laser Peacock!”

“Crickey!  We’ve startled it!  Better be careful, friends, it’s beautiful plumage can fire dangerous lasers when provoked!”

“Woah!  Looks like it’s getting ready to fire!  Let’s leave this wondrous creature alone and let it go about it’s way.   It’s a shame it has been poached nearly into extinction by DVD player manufacturers and companies that make those little laser pointer thingies cats like to play with.  Truly a remarkable creature!”