Googly Eye Pictures

“Hi, I’m Mark McGuire, and I just wanted everyone to know that those steroids I took had nothing to do with all those homeruns I scored…”

“Ha!  Nice one, Marky!  If anyone believes that I have an arch they might be interested in buying…”

“Okay, everyone.  Let’s get started with the slide show…”

“This is me at the Pixar studios with my lovely wife.  Oh, they are so friendly there!  And we got free mints!”

“And here I am at the Aflac Head Quarters.  I might have this slide in upside-down… or wait… was I on the ceiling that day?  I think I was on the ceiling.”

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NOTE: This is yet another Googlesday submission by the wonderful Amy U, a.k.a. Boozilla!  We have yet even more from her to show after this!  Thank you for googling up New York!

“Good Evening, and welcome to another episode of Cthulhu’s Comedy Hour!  Prepare to be ensconced in the umbra that is my world and being!”

“Tonight we will see a soul eating contest, an empty void, and our musical guest the Smashing Pumpkins.”

“The Smashing Pumpkins?  Are they even still a band?  Huh?  Of course I know the camera’s on!  Why did I ever let Azathoth choose the guests?  Last time I let a blind idiot god to do the work of a studio executive… “

“Did you hear that!?”

“Hear what?”

“They it is again!  I think someone is taking pictures of us!”

“Oh, don’t be ridiculous.  Why would anyone be taking pictures of us?”

“There it is again!  That was a camera shutter, I know it!  Why would someone be taking pictures of us?”

“I don’t know, maybe they’re taking photos for ‘Paranoid and Camera Shy People’ Magazine”.

My friend, RØB (aka Pancake Master), recently got married to this beautiful lady pictured here.

RØB better watch what he says and does, though; she’s got eyes in the back of her head.

This is Lady Laura, looking quite fashionable in her fluffy black googlihat.

That’s quite a classy look, Laura, but I think I got you beat…

POW! Now that’s fashion!  Not two, but SIX eyes on my hat.   Plus I like my sweater.

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NOTE: I should have put googly eyes on her scarf.  That would have been the pinnacle of googly fashion.

Q: What do you call the mailman after he loses his job?

A: Just some dude…

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NOTE:  I seriously cannot remember this fine fellow’s name.  I think I need to start writing names down… or at least not drink and google at the same time.

Another wonderful Googlesday submission by the wonderful Lady Amy!  Truly she has caught the googly spirit!  We’ll have another one of her googly submissions next week.