Googly Eye Pictures

“So, you have finally found me after years of searching.  Yes, I know you were coming, and I know why…”

“You wish to know your future.  You want to now the secrets of my prescient visions.  This I can do for you.”

“Since I knew you were coming I already looked into the flames and fate and already know your future:  I saw a worn and tired man, nearly dead from years of searching in the jungle, seeking knowledge of his future from a magical stone idol.”

“Well, that was your future back when I first looked at it.  It’s not my fault it’s now the present.  That’s the problem with the future, it always ends up just becoming the past.  Take a word of advice from an demonically animated chunk of rock and find something better to do with your time than seek the future.  It’s a bit boring, really.”