Googly Eye Pictures

My friend Marty has a mini-cooper that came pre-googlied!  Glad to see the American auto industry is starting to catch on to what modern motorists expect in their vehicles.

At least it’s better than Calvin peeing on something…

“Ho Hum!  How goes the day, my good man?  I say, I say!  What a beautiful day!”

“Saaaaaaayyy… so would you happen to know where I could buy some… ‘doughnuts’?  You know… ‘doughnuts‘?”

“At the doughnut shop around the corner!?  Ho Hum!  I don’t think you heard me right.  I said ‘doughnuts’… eh?  You have no idea what I’m talking about do you?  Ho hum, move along ya’ bum…”

The Royale in St. Louis is proud to announce their new mascot: “The Royale Thing”!

“Yeah, it’s okay.  I don’t know what I’m supposed to be either anyway.  Just have another drink and don’t forget to tip your bartender.”

“Behold!  I am Bootlemane, King of All Bottles!”

“As my first decree as King of All Bottles I… do decree that… umm…”

“Huh… you know, I’m not even sure what a decree is…”

“Excuse me, loyal subject.  Do you happen to know what a decree is?  No?  You Sure?  Okay…”

“Umm… I, Bootlemane, have decreed that there shalt be no decree for today!  Thank you.  You can all go back to being bottles for now.”

“Greetings!  I am a friendly lamp from outerspace!  I come in peace!  Please do not be alarmed as I try to land on your planet.”

“Ho ho!  So many questions you have about why I’m descending upon your soil!  Just let me land and I’ll answer all your questions in due time!”

“Uh oh!  You just shot at me with missiles and lasers!  Looks like question/answer time will have to wait until after I DESTROY ALL OF YOU!!!”

“DESTROY FIRST, TALK LATER!  NNNAAAAYGH!”

“What?  Am I in danger sitting here in this glass?  No, I don’t think so.  I kind of enjoy it actually.  Why do you ask?”

“Ice melting?  That’s ridiculous.  I don’t think the ice is melting at all.  You must be one of those global warming nuts.”

“No, no.  I still don’t need any help.  This is just part of a natural cycle and has nothing to do with the ice melting.  This will all be ice again soon enough.  Thank you.”

“Ooh, it might seem a strange job, but I just love making people’s lives better by giving them a nice, comfy place to sit after a long, hard day of sitting in a different chair at work.

“What’s that you said?  Googly Brand shampoo washes hair twice as well as it’s competitors?  Get outta here!

“No, seriously, get out of here!  This is my private shower in my house!  You and your camera crew better get moving or I’ll call the police!”

“What? What? Whaddup?  MC Toast gonna get up, gotta burn that bread up!”

“They call me MC Toast because I smoke all the haters, I ain’t got no time for no lame ass refrigerators!”

“Now would ya put the bread in my head, I feel like making toast!  I hate to boast my toast is most, a’ight!?”

“Spade, what are you looking at?”

“I don’t know, Effie, ever think there’s something strange about our world?  Like everything we say and do is somehow preordained and described in simple words most people can’t see?”

“No.   Never.”

“Then be a good girl and get me some coffee.  I’m so tired I must be seeing things.”