Googly Eye Pictures

“Hi, everyone.  This is *sigh” Plant Talk with your host Ashely…”

“I supposed I should introduce our guest… but I don’t see what the point is.  He’ll just end up disappointing me like every other man whose walk onto the lonely, empty stage of my life.”

“What is wrong with me?  Why can’t I find a someone who isn’t crazy, a liar, or a cheat?  *sigh* Let’s go to commercial…”