Googly Eye Pictures

Amazing discovery at the Hartford Coffee Company in St. Louis!  An alien life form had been living in their midst for potentially years without notice!

We got a chance to talk to this alien today to find out why he is here and what his plans are for humanity!  “Mr. Alien!  What message can have you brought to us from your home planet?”

“What?  I do not have any sort of message.  I’m just here for the bottomless cups of coffee and excellent made to order food and friendly staff.  Come on by next week for Open Mic Night and you can see me my acoustic guitar performance.   I’ve been learning how to play ‘Free Bird’.”