Googly Eye Pictures

“Here I am!  Mustard to save the day!  I make onion rings better in every way!”

“What?  You don’t have any food to put me on?  No problem, friend, I add that extra zing to any beverage, beer or cocktail alike!  Nothing like a nice mustardy Guinness, eh?”

Here is the lovely and incredible funny Lady Jo, a local improv comic whose skills way, way outclass mine.

She was nice enough to let me put googly eyes on her.  Thanks, Jo, you’ve got class!  And you’ve got really pretty eyes, all eight of them.

GOOGLY CLOSE UP!!!

So many awesome people at the Hipster Party I went to.  This fine fellow is drinking with style thanks to a trusty pair of googly eyes.

So many great pictures from that party, so many more to come!

Here’s another googly band shirt from the hipster party I attended.

Super sweet, dudes!  Can I get a witness?

“Hello, everyone!  Welcome to Atlantis, the mermaid city!  I hope all of you are ready for a day of magic and-”

“Oh dear, what is that black stuff coming out of the ground?  It’s everywhere!”

“Okay, everyone.  All humans are officially deported from the ocean.  Any of your vessels and oil drills will be destroyed.  Have a magical day… on land.”

“Howdy, Ma’am.  Have you seen my shirt?  I lost it somewhere on the trail and I’ve been ever so lonely without it.  I loved that shirt…”    *sniff*

“Beautiful night for catching mice, eh friend?”

“Oh most indeed, yes.”

“Why do you suppose it is we owls like to eat mice, eh?”

“I don’t know.  I suppose I likes the sound of their little mousey bones crunching in me beak.  Why do you like eating mice?”

“I don’t know… never caught one.”

“Eh, actually… neither have I.  Too fast and wiggly.  I mostly eat donuts I finds on the floor.  They be easier to catch for sure.