Googly Eye Pictures

“Honey, why is that unsavory character staring at us like that?  I think he’s coming closer”

“Oh, that Mr. Peterson.  I sold you to him last night.”

“What!?  Sold me!?  What on Earth are you talking about?”

“Yes dear, don’t worry I sold you for two whole dollars.  That’s twice as much as most apples sell for.”

“You did all this without consulting me first?  You idiot!  Did you even haggle at all?  I’m sure he would have paid at least four dollars if you had any spine!”

“Hey, buddy!  Forget the money, just take her now, PLEASE!”