Googly Eye Pictures

“HEY MISTER!”

“One time my sister had the flu, and the doctor said the flu got into her foot so they had to take her foot off, but the foot wasn’t a normal foot anymore so it began talking to everyone about Star Trek all the time and it liked listening to Michael Jackson, but it didn’t like the Jackson Five which I think is weird because he’s the lead singer but he was just a little boy like I am now.  You know I always wanted to be a music singer like Michael Jackson, I mean not like when he was old and weird but when he was young.  I wish my sister’s foot liked the young Michael better because maybe then he could coach me and be my manager and we’d make a million dollars.”

“Okay, bye, mister!”