Googly Eye Pictures

“Howdy Kids!  You know, there are a lot of reasons to eat Teddy Grahams!  Can you  name at least three?”

“Umm… well, yes , it is fun to bite our heads off… uh… but I was more referring to the fact that we’re a good source of calcium, iron and zinc. (where do they find these kids?)”

“‘Serving suggestion’?   Hey, I’ve got a ‘Serving Suggestion’ for you: How about you don’t serve me with something that looks like cat vomit this time?  Okay?”

“I hate my job…”

“Please fill me up with more cupcakes!  Without cupcakes my life is an empty void…”

“WOOOEEEY!!! I’M A GATOR MADE OUTTA METAL AND I’M ABOUT TO EXPLODE!!!!!”

“KABOOOM!!!! WOOOWEEEE!   KABLOOOEEEY!!!!”

“Empty?  Ready to be thrown out?  NO NO NO NO!  I’m not anywhere near empty!  Why I’m sure there’s at least a month’s worth of shaving goo left inside me!”

“Hey!  Look at me make some shaving foam right now!  URRRRGHGHGHG!!! Hold on!  I can feel a big bit of it coming up right now!   Please don’t throw me away!  I’ll have some foam tomorrow, okay!?”

“A shirt?  Why would I wear a shirt when I have this beautiful lei to wear?  I think it brings out my eyes and it feels so much more comfortable!”

“You say it brings out my WHAT?  How rude!  My eyes are up here, jerk!  I’ll take my business to some other bar where people don’t judge your fashion choices.”