Googly Eye Pictures

“HEY!  You pay me 15 pounds or I pound you face, eh?  Get it?  I POUND you face!  It a joke, eh?”

“YOU NO LAUGH!?!?  I POUND YOU FACE!!!”

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Thanks again to Christine for yer another lovely googly eyed thing from England!

Here’s another from the lovely Lady Christine.  I’m not sure what “Tarts & Titbits” refers to, but it sounds rather fun.

“Sigh…  Yes, Yes.  I’ve heard ‘Look that up in your Funk’n Wagnalls’ before.  I think we’ve been tired of that joke since the 60s.”

“This is coaster formation number alpha ten bravo.  We are requesting clearance to fly over your airspace.  Over.”

“Do you have to say ‘Over’ everytime you talk?”

“…..”

“I said, do you have to  – Ugh… OVER!”

“Why, yes I do.  It’s proper airborne communication protocol.  Without saying ‘Over’ how would anyone know that what you are saying is over?  Over.”

“Some people have no sense of proper protocol.  Over.  I agree.  Over.  I need to stop talking to myself.  Over.  Agreed.  Over.”

“What do I think of the cocktails and martinis at The Royale?  I don’t know, I’ve never tried one.  May I have one to see?”

“Hmm… *SLURP*  MMMMmmmmm!  *SLUUURRRRP*  Ahhhhh! *BURP*”

“Why, good sir, they are FANTASTIC!”

“SILENCE! You have been brought here before the Grand High Council of Lamps to answer for your crimes against lamp-kind!”

“SILENCE! You will now hear the list of charges read against you of which you have been charged!”

“SILENCE! We will now skip thew listing of charges and go directly to the verdict!  GUILTY! ”

“SILENCE! Your sentence for your heinous crimes against all lamp-kind is a life-time of hard labor powering our electrical generators which gives us life and power!  Sentence beginning now! Take him to the giant hamster wheel with the other fleshy betrayers!  SILENCE!!!“

“This is the Fishmess Double Hawk wishing you a very merry fishmess!  Happy fishmess to everyone!!!”

“MERRRRRRRY FISHMESS!!! AWK-B-GAWWWWK!!!”

“Oh, I love flying through the cosmos as an immortal disembodied face!  Ooh!  That star system looks interesting!”

“WEEEEE!!!  Zinging around this sun is so much fun!  I love it’s fiery warmth against my face!  And so many interesting planets!  That one looks tasty!”  *CHORF*

“Mmm… I love the blue ones!   And this one had a liquid-iron center!  And the nuclear weapons the sentient creatures built on it added a nice extra spice!  So happy!“

I recently went to Al Waha in St. Louis and had this lovely cup of coffee flavored with cardamom and prepared in the Bedouin tradition.

It was quite delicious.  And the hookahs and food were quite lovely as well.  For those of you who need something interesting to do on Christmas you can come to Al Waha at 10:30 PM Saturday to see burlesque performed by none other than Lola Van Ella herself along with Jeez Loueez!

Oh, Ute, you are so pretty and talented.  I think you’re a special lady.

Aw, I think I made her blush!