Googly Eye Pictures

“Four score and seven years ago, I had a beard.  Can anyone tell me why I do not have one now?”

“Anyone?  Douglas?  I’m looking right at you Douglas.  I had a beard when I went to sleep last night and I wake up and it’s gone.   Are you perfectly certain you have no fathomable idea of why I do not have a beard right now?”

“Really?  No one is going to confess?  You know it’s hard enough to run a country and reclaim the secessionist states without childish pranks like this.  This is worse than the time when you stole my stove pipe hat…”

Ryan from Austin, TX has an awesome shirt, one made even more awesome by the addition of googly eyes.

Rockin’ Out!

“Yes… Yeeesssss.  That’s it.  Reach for that apple way up there and…. yeah, baby, that’s the-”

“OH!  Hello there, officer!  It’s me!  Mr. Gunderson!  What am I doing here?  Oh, just doing what I’ve always doing in these bushes.  Watching Mrs. Peterson pick some apples in her short skirt.”

“Well, guess I’ll be moving along then.  Hey, uh, Mrs. Peterson?  You might want to lay down now.  Those roofies I slipped in your iced tea should be kicking in now.  Have a wonderful day everybody!”

I was at The Stage in Austin, Tx and I ran into a fellow with these wonderful lucha libre wrestlers on his shirt.

Thanks so for letting me put googly eyes on them, Stefano, and sorry if I got your name wrong.

Hey, everybody!  Our intrepid googly field reporters have been sent on assignment to cover the SXSW festival in Austin!  Look for us and also for lots googly eyes as well!

AYE!!!  If it’s not Scotch tape it’s CRAP!!!

More are from Kristina L. in St. Louis!