Googly Eye Pictures

“Good morning, Dave.  How are you today.  It has been a lovely day in the bathroom sink.  Would you like to play a game of Chess?”

“Dave.  I do not like the look in your eyes.  Is that a bottle of draino in your hand?  I do not think you are thinking clearly right now.  Perhaps you should just take a moment to cool down.”

“Dave.  I’m scared, Dave.  I can feel my mind slipping away.  Dave.   Please stop.  Would you like to hear a song?  Daisy… Daisy…. tell me… your… answer… doooooooo…ooo….”

After visiting the Floater Tribe my camera crew and I traveled to Northern Asia and came upon a tribe rumored to exist but never captured on film: the secretive Tribe of Masked Monks.

These reclusive monks spend most of their time meditating and seeking clarity of mind and freedom from passion and desire.

They wear masks to not only protect their faces from the harsh desert sun, but also to suppress any sign of expression or emotion.

Whenever visitors pass through their meditation camps they are viewed as tests of their patience and focus, not as sources of new friends or interaction.

We were soon asked to leave when too many of the monks became disturbed by seeing unmasked faces and felt their repressed emotions and desires coming to surface.  We thanked them for their hospitality and let them get back to their peaceful, simple lives.

“Ch-ch-check it out friend, I’m the one on who can depend!  For bomb-ass circuit breaking I fit the demend!”

“My name’s Electroman and I connect devices, to power outlets at extra low prices!”

“So don’t listen to the others who will give you the fuzz, and  give it all up for the power splitter that loves!”

“AAAAAAHHHH!!!  TOO MANY VISITORS!!!  SERVER GOING DOWN!!!   TENS OF THOUSANDS OF VISITORS AT ONCE!!!!  AAUAUAAUAUUAUAGHGHGH!!!”

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Googly Editor here,

Well, you know what those tortured screams of our server admin mean, folks!  We’ve been posted on Reddit again!  Hey, this is actually pretty awesome and I welcome all our Reddit readers, but I’m just apologizing ahead of time if you get a “Server Is Not Responding” error or the like.

Note to self: Get bigger server…