
“Play you a song? Look, son, I’m tired. I’ve been working all day and night playing songs and now’s my time to relax with a nice stiff cocktail and a cigar, you dig?”

“Are you deaf, son? I ain’t gonna play no Yankee Doodle Dandy! Get outta my face and let me sink my troubles into this old fashioned.”

“HEY! Didn’t anyone ever tell you not to get between an magical talking piano and his beverage? SCRAM! Or I’ll play some of that Yankee Doodle up-side your head! Lousy tourists…”

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“Ummmm… It’s not what you think.”

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“You have to sneeze? QUICK QUICK! This way! I am full of many useful tissues and-”

*BLAAAAHH-CHOOOOOOOOOOO!*

“Umm… okay. Nevermind. You need a towel now. I am no longer useful anymore…”

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At an early age Donald suspected he was different..
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This is another of the many, many googlies sent in to us by Jason S. of Woodstock, NY. Quite a fine, fine collection of googlies you have sent us, and much appreciated!

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I don’t usually like babies, but I like this one. These googly eyes are lovingly placed on this baby’s face by none-other than second time sender-inner Emily H. from Herndon, VA! Thanks again, Emily!

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Thanks once more to Tom S. for this toll-free googly! You keep sending them and I will keep posting them!

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Megan S. from Dallas, TX sent us this rawking googly temp tattoo! The arm in question belongs to Kyle from the same city. Thanks for sending this one in and I am glad you like the site. Send us more!
GOOGLIHANCE!!!

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“How do I keep my long hair so perfect and beautiful?”

“Well, I’m on a bag, silly! Tee hee!”

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