Googly Eye Pictures

“Ciao Bella!  Oh, you are such a beautiful a-lady!  You are from-a America?  It’s such a beautiful country!  We go to-a-the-bed, yes?”

“Eh, Mario!  I seem to have offended the a-lady!  You’re English is a better than mine; what should I say?”

“Okay!  We give you-a-the free espresso!  Very bouncy!  We get married and have lots of children!  What happened?  She run-a-the off now?  Americans are so weird!”

“Welcome to the Yak-Factory, folks!  I’m headlining here tonight and boy are my arms tired!”

“Woah!  Tough crowd!  Hey, did you hear the one about the sick cookie?”

“He was feeling, ‘crumby’.  CRUMBY!  Get It?  HAH!”

“Uh oh!  Looks like my time is up!  You all have a great show after they throw me out the back door!  HUZZAH!!!”

Googly Editor here,

Okay, folks, I’ll admit it.  We’re running out of ideas here at AllGoogly.com.  But don’t worry, we are going to be doing some crack journalism over in the Caribbean come the end of October.  We are sending Googly field reporter Christine and me, the Googly Editor, on an all expense paid trip to take some googly eye photos in exotic and vibrant locations.  Go Googly!

- googly editor

“Hey, what’s goin’ on?  What’s happenin?  Ya feelin’ hungry?  Ya thinkin’ about makin’ a sandwich?  I’d LOVE to be used to make a sandwich!  C’mon, it’ll be fun!”