Googly Eye Pictures

“Say, Dad, do you think there’s more to life than just collecting coconuts and staring into the sea?  I’m bored…”

“More than that?  Well I don’t understand what else anyone would ever want to do.  Relax and have yourself a coconut.”

“I just feel like we’re missing out on something… Is there anything out there in the sea?  Are there other islands with other monkeys like us?”

“Oh, there’s a lot out there, but nothing worth seeing.  Just a lot of noise and nonsense.  We’re better off here where it’s peaceful and safe and there are no politicians, priests, or salesmen.”

“Okay! Want a coconut? I see a really awesome looking wave coming in! YAY!!!”

Okay, it’s actually tea, but I just love that quote.

I think they’ve got something in their teeth…

“Would I mind if a pot of scaldingly hot boiling water was placed on me?”

“Why, YES!  I would LOVE to have a pot of scaldingly hot boiling water was placed on me!  It’s what I’m here for, chum!”

“Man… I never imagined my life was going to end up like this…”

“Where did it all go wrong?  One day I’ve got a nice cozy crib then- BAM! – I’m living out here in this alley.”

“That’s it!  I’m never hitting the bottle again!  It’s a new me from now on!  I’m goin’ cold turkey!”

“Awww, what’s the use?  I’ll never quit.   Hey, you got a spare buck or two, mister?”